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A Iranian brought here when he was 3. He is 24 now and in college. He just got deportation papers because he is illegal. They are going to send him back to Iran. Moments later he discovers he is GAY.
It is illegal to be Gay in Iran. Many have been executed for it. Let see: The USA is going to deport you to Iran and there is no way out of it unless you can prove the USA is sending you into danger where you may get killed based on your likes and dislikes.
It’s a good strategy move. Say your Gay and go on Good Morning America and ABC and proclaim to the world that at 24 you just discovered your gay because you say a male reporter’s butt and said “I want me some of dat”
Sorry pal. I do not believe you. Bummer about the deportation thing but the word “Illegal” doesn’t mean “Sometimes.” You need to go beat up your parents for doing this to you and if you wanna prove your gay well you can always make a Youtube video