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August 14, 2010

Dirk Greineder to be chef during Halloween meal in Prison

We asked Dirk Greineder what he is preparing to cook the other inmates for Halloween and he said he made a order for some exotic bats and a few Cows.

“I have been dreaming a lot lately of beating and tenderizing the heffer to a pulp and to slice the throat of a old bat”
We are going to have a Halloween party where some of the girly men will dress up as my Wife, daughter, beth Porter and of course SuziQ Newton. I get to chase the girly men around who are dressed as my wife and when I catch them I get to cut thier throats with this plastic hollywood knife that squirts blood. Then my buddy Brucie is going to take me in his cell. He is dressed as Beth and he is going to polish my knob for me like Beth usta do.

I can’t wait. But first we get to watch that mummy Jerry Lewis show in a couple weeks with those kids in the wheelchair

July 26, 2010

Dirk Greineder says he invented WikiLeaks

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Dirk Greineder, the good Doctor who Halloween pranked his children by bashing in the head and slicing the throat of his long time wife and when caught by the Police exclaimed “Trick or treat?” claims he invented Wikileaks the moment he cut Wiki’s throat and saw the blood gush out. Wiki was the pet name he had for his wife.
“She could never hold her blood well. Before Menopause she was a monthly mess. She was a Weeklyleaks”

Pair O’ D

July 24, 2010

Dirk Greineder claims he gave Lance Armstrong performance drugs

Dirk Greineder, famed for bashing in the head of his long time wife in a park on Halloween night claiming that it was just a Halloween prank and that everyone should stop whining about it, claims that Lance Armstrong visits him regularly to gets some performance enhancing drugs known as “SuziQ Newton” in the big house. He says it is a special mixture of burnt toilet paper, spittle and a little secret spunk he claims he won’t reveal. He says that Lance often comes in during visiting hours dressed as his long time ex-visitor Susan Newton who was ordered by court not to visit anymore after attacking the Doctor during a visit where she was dressed as the Tin Man.
Dirk says he enjoys his visits with Lance and often sells Lance pictures of his children that are very popular in the Prison.
“So when do I get my ABC interview?” Dirk asked as we were leaving

A Pair o D

July 19, 2010

Dirk Greineder complaining about prison food being too noisey

Dirk Greineder, famed Doctor for slicing her wifes throat and bashing in her head in a Halloween trick gone bad is complaining about the noise other prisoners make during the night as his prison mates do number 2.

“It’s bad enough to hear and watch the other prisoners playing with themselves over pictures of my daughter and son. That is bad but of course they get the pictures so stained that I can make a few extra bucks each month selling new pictures of them to the girly,men. But the noise of clank clank clank all Wednesday night while these rubes take a dump keeps me awake.”
When asked what clanking noise he explained that on Wednesday they are served cat food that has been watered down and to give the food some bulk the cooks put in marbles which the Dr. said was surprisingly easy to swallow. “But when it comes out the other end it makes a terrible clanking noise. I don’t bother people with my movement cause I just shit in the pillow case and give it to Miss Devine to clean in the morning.

July 8, 2010

Dirk Greineder finally reveals he knows who the killer is

dirk greineder the mad Dr who was convicted of killing his wife wrote a letter to the Boston Weekly climing he knows who the killer is.
“I have been holding back for so long trying to protect my children from the truth but since I have seen the porno spread of my daughter on the walls of the cellmates in my prison then I figure she is old enough now to know the truth. Her mother did it!”
“That is write(SP). We were walking through the park one day. October 31st it was and I was remembering how we used to play “Kerplunk” and when the marbles all fell we used to hit the kids in the head with a rubber mallet loosening their marbles. I asked May if she remembered that game and she said she did and said “I carry a real hammer in memory of those days right here” and she showed me a old rusted ballpeen hammer and hit me in the head. We laughed as I pulled out my 9 inch sword as we continued to laugh and I said “Trick or treat hunny” and she said “Check out this trick, I’m going to get you charged with murder” and we laughed and laughed and she grabbed my knife and slit her throat. She grabbed her throat where the slice was holding it closed so she could continue to laugh and said in garbled blood bubbles, “This is going to confuse the hell out of them” and she hit herself 4 times in the head with the hammer and as she fell she said in garble”Hold these for me” and gave me the knife and hammer.
And that is the honest truth

February 14, 2010

Dirk Greineder claims lonely and desparate during trials

Recently Dirk Greineder, famed murderer of his wife Mae in the woods near his home, talked to local reporters. When asked why he did what he did he gave many reasons. One famed reason was “It was Halloween and she said “trick or treat” and I had no treat. Slicing her throat after bashing in her skull may had been a tad too much trick that day.” When asked why he waited so long to call for help he replied, “I was waiting for he to thank me for the trick.”

During a recent interview Dirk said he felt very lonely during the trials without his kids there but got much relief from his visiting home studied legal counselor Susan Newton. He claims Susan new the ins and outs of the legal system and about the law and anxiously waited for each visit from her knowing that each visit she would read to him from the law books he bought her from the Time Life books and “books for Dummies” series.

“Old Susan,” He calls her, “would come visit me dressed as my children. I loved when she called me “Daddy.” He says that she would show up different time as different children and many times as children he didn’t have. This made him feel more at home.

When asked about his Prostitute friend, a woman named Beth Porter, he claimed she was only a dear dear friend who polished his knob whenever he got the urge and that they really did not participate in any real sexual acts but that his dog really had a great time with her.

“That dog could go all night.” Dirk said

Both Susan Newton and Beth Porter could not be reached for comment since the normal corners they work on was taped off due to a recent suspicious fire.

Dirks last comment as the reporters were leaving was “Can you get someone to visit me? Anyone?”

This is a Parody

August 5, 2008

Cyber-Bully harassing Mentally Ill

When the Bay Area Cyber-bully Susan Newton tried to defend herself with her recent posting claiming a psychiatrist claims I am mentally ill on July 1st, then this cashe
on the site from the month of July proves she knew she was cyber-harassing a mentally ill person and that she had the proof from a psychiatrist’s evaluation that she believed was from my treating psychiatrist.
Acording to the cashe of her Dicta site she posted many times the psychiatrist evaluation claiming that I could be violent around others and instead of her backing off her cyber-bullying she struck harder and struck at my family. And then wrote comments on this site as other people but WordPress ID’d her IP as the Bay Area 9 Cyber-bully.

Ah, but am I cyber-bullying her back? Nope. I am responding to her hatred making people aware of what she is doing and if anything should happen to me or my family she cannot run off to another state like she did when she attacked Dirk Greineder.

August 3, 2008

The success of a cyber bully

Bay Area Cyber bully Susan Newton has spent two years trying to defame and ridicule my family. She does most of this by pretending to be me writing derogatory things about myself. A psychiatrist named “Kucharski” read Susan Newtons hate blog and thought it was me when in fact it was Susan Newton imitating me. Thats what Cyber-bullies try to do. They know by using your name as a author they can rub off your reputation and try to get people on their side.

So the evalutaion of this psychiatrist was not actually of me but of the mind of Susan Newton. Also note that the psychiatrist cafefully noted that the blog contained “alligations” of his behaviour. “Alligations” is the key word here. Meaning she realized it may have been written by someone else but was not sure who the author was.

The author of the blog she read is Susan Newton. Her “Breaking News” blog where she is imitating me writing as me is evidence for future suits against Susan Newton when they eventually catch her. If they catch her. if they even try.

Her recent post “Truth” where she post that my psychiatrist made a evaluation based on a blog is evidence that she is putting herself willing at risk of being sued for defamation of character. She intends on trying to ruin my reputation and to have influence over my rights to live free and happy that I am guaranteed.But she is so obsessed in what she is doing she don’t care about her own reputation or what her own family thinks of her. Remember folks, this woman claims to work as a health care provider in the Bay Area.

She claims to be educated in the legal system yet breaks laws. Her libel about me and my family she knows will eventually bite her back but she is betting on that no one will care. She beleive her own degrading stories that I am a nobody or a person hated by the world. Most cyber-bully have this delusion that they are saving the world from such monsters.

I don’t think I will right the world by writing about this cyber-bully. She will get away with it for years. I am just writing about my experiences with this Cyber-bully and if anything should ever happen to me there will be online evidence. Christa Worthington had a online diary too. Too bad LE has kept it a secret. But mine is being kept and logged by my family, friends and fans.

It’s just too bad this 60 plus woman has nothing better to do

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