Dirk Greineder, famed for bashing in the head of his long time wife in a park on Halloween night claiming that it was just a Halloween prank and that everyone should stop whining about it, claims that Lance Armstrong visits him regularly to gets some performance enhancing drugs known as “SuziQ Newton” in the big house. He says it is a special mixture of burnt toilet paper, spittle and a little secret spunk he claims he won’t reveal. He says that Lance often comes in during visiting hours dressed as his long time ex-visitor Susan Newton who was ordered by court not to visit anymore after attacking the Doctor during a visit where she was dressed as the Tin Man.
Dirk says he enjoys his visits with Lance and often sells Lance pictures of his children that are very popular in the Prison.
“So when do I get my ABC interview?” Dirk asked as we were leaving
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