Well known Greta Wire poster recently got kicked out of her home on La Perdiz Court on San Francisco’s slum outskits for annoying neighbors many times during the week.
Self proclaimed lawyer for many famed cases she had nothing to do with has been annoying the neighbors recently by having nude pool parties with her 80 year old mother and father even though they have no pool.
Neighbors Rod and Adrian said that they had to constantly call the police on them because during their nude trio parties they were throwing prune pits into Rods backyard and the constant smell of moth balls and flatulence gas killed their pitbulls.
When ol’ SuziQ was told she had to leave she screamed “the wrath of twisty tights knows no bounds and will never end!” and then slapped her mother
Dirk Greineder, famed for bashing in the head of his long time wife in a park on Halloween night claiming that it was just a Halloween prank and that everyone should stop whining about it, claims that Lance Armstrong visits him regularly to gets some performance enhancing drugs known as “SuziQ Newton” in the big house. He says it is a special mixture of burnt toilet paper, spittle and a little secret spunk he claims he won’t reveal. He says that Lance often comes in during visiting hours dressed as his long time ex-visitor Susan Newton who was ordered by court not to visit anymore after attacking the Doctor during a visit where she was dressed as the Tin Man.
Dirk says he enjoys his visits with Lance and often sells Lance pictures of his children that are very popular in the Prison.
“So when do I get my ABC interview?” Dirk asked as we were leaving
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dirk greineder the mad Dr who was convicted of killing his wife wrote a letter to the Boston Weekly climing he knows who the killer is.
“I have been holding back for so long trying to protect my children from the truth but since I have seen the porno spread of my daughter on the walls of the cellmates in my prison then I figure she is old enough now to know the truth. Her mother did it!”
“That is write(SP). We were walking through the park one day. October 31st it was and I was remembering how we used to play “Kerplunk” and when the marbles all fell we used to hit the kids in the head with a rubber mallet loosening their marbles. I asked May if she remembered that game and she said she did and said “I carry a real hammer in memory of those days right here” and she showed me a old rusted ballpeen hammer and hit me in the head. We laughed as I pulled out my 9 inch sword as we continued to laugh and I said “Trick or treat hunny” and she said “Check out this trick, I’m going to get you charged with murder” and we laughed and laughed and she grabbed my knife and slit her throat. She grabbed her throat where the slice was holding it closed so she could continue to laugh and said in garbled blood bubbles, “This is going to confuse the hell out of them” and she hit herself 4 times in the head with the hammer and as she fell she said in garble”Hold these for me” and gave me the knife and hammer.
And that is the honest truth
Dr. Dirk Greineder the dude who smashed his wife’s head in and cut her throat while walking through the park one day has put out a press notice that he and his children have been getting strange mail lately from an old woman named Susan Newton who also calls herself “Scarlett S from Charlotte North Carolina”
The Dirk says his kids got a magnetic mini recording tape and when played, the had to go to a pawn shop to find a player for it, it said “Hi this is Old Suzie Q” and then she started humming the “Battle hill of the republic” song.
Meanwhile Dirk has been getting mailed nude images taken from the internet with letters written in crayon saying “These are images of me naked. They are not randomly taken off the internet and printed at Walmart.” and then signed “Scarlett S from Charlotte North Carolina, the famed Photographer of the south”
Dirk says “I do not know why Susan is still doing this or how she gets these out of the door of the institution in San Rafeal but someday she stop. She is really old.”
